Friday, April 15, 2011


In preparation for this upcoming cinematic gem:

A small group of shameful, yet unashamed, friends escaped for a marathon of Furious proportions. We took detailed notes of crucial plot features including fantastic one-liners listed below. Honestly, after ingesting all of that, I'm legitimately convinced that I can write a screenplay with some level of success!

Some of these stand alone, but admittedly, some require context (which I'm too sleepy from the all-nighter to detail):

The Fast and the Furious
  • I smell skanks....better leave before I put treadmarks on your face.
  • This is yours whether you win or lose...but if you win, you get her too.
  • You can't detail a car with the hood on.
  • I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time.
  • Ok...go time!
2 Fast 2 Furious
  • He did the "stare and drive" on you, didn't he? He learned that from me.
  • We hooongry!
  • Look at the bubble on that!
  • It's gettin' real thick real quick!
  • I got a problem with 'thority!
  • If I was makin' money I'd get that mole removed from my damn nose!
  • Guns, murderers, and crooked cops...I was made for this bro!
  • You're a good driver, man!
  • Don't drop the soap big homie!
Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift
  • It's not the ride, it's the rider.
  • Why don't you nice boys let your cars do the talking?
  • Can I get a copy of that?
  • Hey mammy, you sexy...hey mammy, you sexy...hey mammy, you sexy
  • A nail that sticks out, gets hammered.
  • This is my Mexico.
  • I have money, it's trust and character I need around me.
  • For want of a nail, the horseshoe is lost...
Fast & Furious
  • Ride or die!
  • Maybe you're the good guy pretending to be the bad guy, ever think about that?
  • This ain't the cub scouts!
  • Now go on, your bleeding on my floor.
  • Sorry car.
  • The thumb print is for the boss, the cell number is for me.
  • To the ladies we've loved, and the ladies we've lost.
  • I'm one of those boys that appreciates a fine body regardless of the make.
  • You looked under my hood?

1 comment:

A Little Sass said...

AWESOME! Best night EVER!