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In preparation for this upcoming cinematic gem:

A small group of shameful, yet unashamed, friends escaped for a marathon of Furious proportions. We took detailed notes of crucial plot features including fantastic one-liners listed below. Honestly, after ingesting all of that, I'm legitimately convinced that I can write a screenplay with some level of success!

Some of these stand alone, but admittedly, some require context (which I'm too sleepy from the all-nighter to detail):

The Fast and the Furious

• I smell skanks....better leave before I put treadmarks on your face.
• This is yours whether you win or lose...but if you win, you get her too.
• You can't detail a car with the hood on.
• I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time.
• Ok...go time!

2 Fast 2 Furious

• He did the "stare and drive" on you, didn't he? He learned that from me.
• We hooongry!
• Look at the bubble on that!
• It's gettin' real thick real quick!
• I got a problem with 'thority!
• If I was makin' money I'd get that mole removed from my damn nose!
• Guns, murderers, and crooked cops...I was made for this bro!
• You're a good driver, man!
• Don't drop the soap big homie!

Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift

• It's not the ride, it's the rider.
• Why don't you nice boys let your cars do the talking?
• Winner...gets...me...
• Can I get a copy of that?
• Hey mammy, you sexy...hey mammy, you sexy...hey mammy, you sexy
• A nail that sticks out, gets hammered.
• This is my Mexico.
• I have money, it's trust and character I need around me.
• For want of a nail, the horseshoe is lost...

Fast & Furious

• Ride or die!
• Maybe you're the good guy pretending to be the bad guy, ever think about that?
• This ain't the cub scouts!
• Now go on, your bleeding on my floor.
• Sorry car.
• The thumb print is for the boss, the cell number is for me.
• To the ladies we've loved, and the ladies we've lost.
• I'm one of those boys that appreciates a fine body regardless of the make.
• You looked under my hood?