So...I don't get it. What's the appeal of a witchey woman?
Was she that way in the beginning? Is there something about the abuse and drama that is attractive to men? Or were these women charming and charitable until after the "I dos"?
I need to know! If that's what attracts a man, then I need to get less sleep, starve myself to anger, and learn to see only myself in the world. I think those things will get me to bitch, faster than any other method. I'll miss happiness and laughter, but I'll be able to beat my husband into submission and use his bank account to finally get the extensions I've always wanted!
But, if bitchiness is just a symptom of marriage...well then, maybe I'm not all that interested anymore!