Remember when..

Remember when my brother John coined the phrase "tanorexic" to describe someone who doesn't realize how tan they are and continues to subject themselves to more rays?

Remember when I was a victim of the tanorexia disease?

Remember today, when I became a recovering tanorexic the moment I looked in the mirror and said to myself, "Self, you are tan enough. You can lay off for a bit."?

Ya, that was a good, good day! I'm healed!