Men! If you like it (your wife), you should have put a ring on it (your own left ring finger)!

I just did some of my very best work on the sales clerk at Costco who sold me this laptop. I was charming, yet subtle. Flattering and funny. Cheerful and witty. But none of it matters, because it wasn't until well into our conversation that he mentioned his $1500 illegal downloading fine and how angry it had made his WIFE!

I don't want to flirt with married men. Not even a little. It makes me queezy. So dudes, help a single girl out and put on the ring!! I know there a dozen reasons why you don't wear them, but there's one really good reason you should...to let the rest of the women know that you're already in love with the perfect woman!